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A War Primer

The incrediblely brave (and sexy) Frank J has taken it upon himself to lead a small, rag-tag band of bloggers in resistance against the Mighty and Evil PuppyBlender. He has asked for a blog to volunteer as Command Headquarters, hence this humble effort....

The hostess will make every effort to defeat the Dark Lord Hobo-Killer (as long as it doesn't conflict with her sworn allegiance to the Axis of Evil Naughty...)

Know Thy Enemy!

Blackfive has candid photos of the Enemy here!

More War News

Wince reports:

Investigators Question Man In Beam Blaze

Aquaman Sent To Deal With Protests

Romulus delivered a stirring oration, which I have reprinted below:

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. Let that be realised; no survival for the Alliance, no survival for all that the Alliance has stood for, no survival for the urge and impulse of the ages, that mankind will move forward towards its goal. But I take up my task with buoyancy and hope. I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men. At this time I feel entitled to claim the aid of all, and I say, "come then, let us go forward together with our united strength."

More headlines as they become available.....

Alliance Logo

This is by Fritz...I like it! what say you? Here is another one he did, but less "grim": Any opinions?

Instalanches Don't Help Minions

Susie praises her peers - the evil minions of the Enemy - for the amount of hits they received in the opening days of the New Blogger War.

However, both Ted of the dispicable Rocket Jones fame (approx. 600 hits), and Pixy Misa of Ambient Irony (approx. 1,300 hits) came no where close to the over 6,800 hits of the first 24 hours of the Opening Salvo.

This New Blogger War is not about the hits we get, but securing the future of the Blogosphere from tyrants and evil minions. The above proves that our message is stronger, and that the 'sphere believes in our cause.

Don't worry, Frank, we've got the War covered while you're down and out. Get better soon!

Blackfive - Alliance Pathfinder
"Taking down evil minions one ping at a time..."

Biologicals

Following the Illustrious Leader Frank's mystery illness there is this to note.
Susan of Practical Penumbra, of the Axis of Naughty fame has been stricken as well. On her condition there is this:

"Well, I am sure my fellow Axis members will be delighted to know that I am feeling a tad better today. While I may never develop an appreciation for fungi, I thank God frequently for mold in handy pill form..."

It is beyond coincedence that this ally in the War against the Enemy has also been ill. Following the unbelievably vile biological attack on the Beloved Leader it must now be assumed that Susan somehow became contaminated with whatever horrible concoction he brewed up.
Since Susan's illness seems to have been curable with antibiotics then the Great Leader should be finding some relief soon. At that point The Alliance can prepare to move forward with its mission. Until then, Semper Fi. And be careful out there. The enemy is absolutely ruthless.
Oh yeah, one other thing. A goodly supply of duct tape, plastic sheeting, and gas mask filters could prove to be a wise investment as these early biological attacks indicate that the enemy will use any and all means to attack members of The Alliance. It might also be advisable to enlist a food tester to protect yourself.

Romulus of Judicious Asininity
Long Live The Alliance

Coin of the Realm Alliance

Harvey, as Secretary of the Treasury, has issued the new official Alliance currency. One of the coins is, um, not Mookie-safe....

From our on the scene reporter

Wince has more breaking news: Product Announcement: Simian Sizzile, The Burgers That Bite, Grey Goose Goes Tail Wagging and Riot Averted When Tails Wag Again

Another Banner

This one is by Dennis Slater of Mad Jayhawk....