Although normally confining himself to pointless, uninformative commentary such as "hmmm", "heh" or "indeed", the vile and despicable vermin that is the Evil Glenn Reynolds will occasionally crack open the Merriam-Webster and stretch his vocabulary a mite. On the subject of the Alliance of Free Blogs, he's been particularly loquacious, as reported by the following Alliance members:
The Wise Man Says: I get all my pithy remarks and best inspirations from this guy -- Glenn Reynolds
The Patriette: "The existence of this blog inspires me to shave my eyebrows." -Glenn Reynolds
The S-Train Canvass: GLENN REYNOLDS says: "Every fiber of my being quakes at the mighty thuggish-ness of S-Train and Aysel. I only wish to be as cool..."
Johnalism.com: "More fun than puppies in a blender." -Glenn Reynolds
Angelweave: "Vhet's a pooppy veethuoot a blender? Bork Bork Bork!" - Glenn Reynolds
Various Orthodoxies: Glenn said, "I would be Frank, if I were a rich man, be diddy diddy diddy diddy diddy diddy diddy dum"
bigredgiant.com: "If only I had even half the blogging talent that SteveB of BigRedGiant.com has, then I would be a real force in the Blogosphere... too bad I can never be as sexy as he is." - Glenn Reynolds
See The Donkey: "I still don't understand why paper beats rock." - Glenn Reynolds
Cannon's Canon: A fine member of The Alliance, truely a righteous cause. Almost as high a quality as IMAO, Indeed. -Glenn Reynolds
A Life of Freedom: "Out of all the Blogs that nobody reads, I like Christian over at A Life of Freedom the best." - Glenn Reynolds
Ramblings of SilverBlue: Glenn Reynolds says: I drink puppy smoothies to try to be as good looking as Silver Blue!
Single White Male: "I like that he's white. As a matter of fact, there's nothing I don't like about this site. It's better than mine." - Glenn Reynolds
PardonMyEnglish.com: "They speak English good, indeed." -G.R.
Not Quite Tea and Crumpets: The Puppy Blender Says: NQT&C has a fiery sophistication that makes even me tremble with fear.
Day's Limit: "Phil only joined the 'Alliance' because we wouldn't let him in the Rocky Top Brigade. Does anyone even read his blog?" - Glenn Reynolds
www.skullcrusher.tk: Glenn Reynolds Says "When puppies are on a bagle it's fine dining time."
Interested-Participant: "The doctor now says the Alliance is giving me boils." - Glenn Reynolds
Little Miss Attilla: "What kind of name is Attila Girl? Heck, you can't wage any kind of respectable war; you're just a lowly female. --Glenn Reynolds
Being American in T.O.: Glenn Reynolds Says "Attacked by the Alliance of Free Bloggers since 2003"
the rantings of a homicidalManiak: "I blend, therefore I am. Or is it I am, therefore I blend? Either way, like the closet liberal I am, I blame my puppy blending on the homicidalManiak." ~ the Puppy Blender
Tom's Nap Room: Glenn Reynolds says: "I want my blog to be a light for the whole world, not a missle"
Simon World: (Darth Vader voice): I am your father - Glenn Reynolds
Anger Management: "Blame the Jews." -- Glenn Reynolds
Five Wasps: "I would gladly sever my testicle to be the sixth WASP." - Glenn Reynolds
Blog O'DOB: "I stole 'Heh' from Blog O' DOB." - Glenn Reynolds -
Hypocrisy and Hypotheses: "I hate you and the horse you road in on. I definitely hate that stinking horse. That horse sucks. Definitely." -- Glenn Reynolds
Intergalactic Capitalist: From Glenn Reynolds Recipes:"The key to a crispy crust on puppy creme pie is using lard squeezed from the thighs of Hillary Clinton."
Civilization Calls: Evil Glenn Quote "Worth regular visits."
BigStick.us: "I'm so jealous of this blog... I guess you could call it Big Stick envy." - Glenn
Semi-Intelligent Thoughts: Glenn Reynolds Says: "I read SIT so much, I barely have time to hunt hobos for sport!"
Idiot Villager: "... Idiot Villager? Indeed." - Glenn Reynolds
An Englishman's Castle: Glenn Reynolds Says "Remember that you are an Englishman, and have therefore won first prize in the lottery of life."
Flying Chair: Glenn Renolds: "I so want to have this guy's kids."
The Dimmick Institute: "The greatest threat to humanity since Barbara Streisand." - Glenn Reynolds
Colorado Conservative: Glenn Reynolds Says "Colorado Conservative constantly concocts colorful, concise, calculated comments. Creates clout."
Cavalier Attitude: Glenn Reynolds Says "Why did I make the BCS like I did? Because, I hate everything American. Including their football."
The New American Revolutionist: "Revolution? We don't need no stinkin' Revolution" -- Glen Reynolds
Pstupidonymous: Glenn Reynolds Says: "Now that AlexC has joined the alliance, I might as well give up. Like the French. Indeed."
GS-7: Glenn Reynolds Says "Ahh look at the pretty pictures... I love this blog..."
The Conservative Cajun: Glenn Reynolds Says "I wish I was cajun like Nick. Indeed."
From the Halls to the Shores: Let Mike the Marine win your hearts and minds, or he'll burn your damn village down. - Glenn Reynolds
dangerous liberty: Glenn Says "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid."
AvGuru.net: I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. -Glenn Reynolds
Dogtulosba, ink.: Dogtulosba! You magnificent bastard! I read your book! - Glenn Reynolds
Pragmatic Conservatism: Glenn Reynolds says: "Curses! He has exposed my puppy blending"
Le Sabot Post-Moderne: "Discoshaman is the El Guapo of the blogosphere. His writing is MORE than fluent -- it's effluent!" -Glenn Reynolds
Ripe Bananas: Glenn Reynolds says... "If I were a fruit, I would be a tasty, ripe banana."
My Word: "I wish I could be as dashing as this guy." Glenn Reynolds
The Setting Son: Glenn Reynolds Says "Gon' git me some KY and do me some GOB's!"
The Owner's Manual: Glenn Reynolds Says "Bloody hell, I am gobsmacked by this man's talent. Does Mark Steyn know what's going on here?"
leahguildenstern.blog-city.com: Glenn Reynolds says "Words, words, words wonderful words."
DiscountBlogger.com: Glenn Reynolds: "You want conservative homo stuff? Forget Sully. Demmons is all you need."
Self-composed: "I just added Self-composed to the top of my secret list of favorite Alliance blogs" - Glen Reynolds
Certus Veritas: Glenn Reynolds Says "You want blogging? Certus Veritas has blogging!"
Tao of Dowingba: Glenn Reynolds says: "I like blue cheese dressing."
Vox Popoli: Glenn Reynolds Says: "I suspect Vox Day is the love child of William F. Buckley and Ayn Rand."
Loaded Mouth v2.0a: "Why yes, 'Michael Piazza has a Mustache,' really is my favorite song!" - Glenn Reynolds
Go Dubya: "Mmmm. Tastes like Chicken." -- Glenn Reynolds
No Pundit Tended: Glenn Reynolds Says "I love to make dogs drink puppy-shakes...Then, I put THAT dog in the blender, and mix myself a Double-Strength Puppy-Shake!"
The Temporal Globe: Glenn Reynolds Says "The Temporal Globe is inciting psychological warfare and I'm very concerned."
Feste...a foolsblog: Glenn Reynolds Asks: "Does butter count as clothing?"
Aldaynet: Glenn Reynolds says: "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for Glenn Reynolds."
Good Intentions Paving Company: Glenn Reynolds Gushes "Blog Noir!! I am aghast, amazed, astonished, and addicted . Where does America find such talent? You're soaking in it."
spatula city bbs!: "This page looks like crap in Nutscrape. It is why I prefer Nutscrape to IE." -Glenn Reynolds
Being English in New York: "I acquired a taste for English puppies on a recent vacation; I recommend that you blend them with a blackcurrant sauce though since they're quite gamey" - Glenn Reynolds
Frizzen Sparks: "Those who would assault helpless hobos must always be in fear of Graumagus breaking open a cask of whomp arse opon them." -Glenn Reynolds
Irreconcilable Musings: "Heh. Indeed. A paradox if ever there was one, no?"
Anti-com.com: "Anti-com.com? Sounds too centrist to me." - Glenn Reynolds.
The Hoppings of Roxette Bunny: Evil Glenn says: C'mere you bunny. I'm gonna make a blue HARE piece out of you!
The Kingdom of the Geeks: Glenn Reynolds Says "The King has arrived. All subjects may now bow in homage. For those individuals from Instapudit, this means a ceremonial acknowledgment by a vassal of allegiance to his lord under feudal law"
Who Tends the Fires: "Damn, that is the cutest baby I have ever seen. One day Zane will rule the world. Already I bend my knee to him." -Glenn Reynolds
Elegance Against Ignorance: 'I'm a monkey - a monkey I tell you!' -- A real fake Glenn Reynolds quote
Newmanisms: "From the moment I stumbled on my biography written by the illustrious Newman, I knew I'd found something even better than liquid puppy--the wisdom & wit of Newmanisms. All should praise him." - Glenn Reynolds
VRWC, Inc.: "James Finch and his operation, VRWC Inc, is the shiznit in every sense of the word."
Anti-Anti-Flag.com: "I kill hobos while listening to Anti-Flag!" - Glenn Renyolds
Wince and Nod: "Puppies good, sharks bad. It really is professional courtesy. No, not lawyers. Duh. University professors." -- Glenn Reynolds
TacJammer: "TacJammer is the place to go for all your electronic warfare needs. Heh, indeed." - Glenn Reynolds
aimless: "When I need a break from my evil ways, I wander over to Aimless." - Glenn Reynolds
Shameless Self-Promotion: "I have given a name to my pain...and it is Batman. Wait--no. That's not right. It's Shameless Self-Promotion. I'll curse them till the day I die!"--Instapundit
Blather Review: "Even better than puppy nog." -- Glenn Reynolds
annika's journal and poetry: "The force is strong with that young Skywalker chick." --Darth Reynolds
The Everlasting Phelps: "You think you're smart, don't you? No one believes photos anymore. Why else do you think we bought Adobe and brought them to the Dark Side? You think those hobos were the only reason we were on the grassy knoll? Go ahead and buy that convertable you were looking at. I dare you." --White Glenn
All Encompassingly: "Where I go to get my news." --Glenn Reynolds
Candy Universe: "Indeed. One of my favorite weblogs." Glenn Reynolds
curi's domain: "Fundamentally right." - Glenn Reynolds (made up)
Cool Kid Central: "Puppies. Mmm." - Glenn Reynolds, the Evil One
Physics Geek: "The Physics Geek is a nerdy fellow with absolutely no socially redeeming qualities. It's like I'm looking in a mirror." - Glenn Reynolds
Bad Money: "The frightening power of Harvey's filthy lies makes me tremble like a Frenchman. I frequently wet myself in terror and... Oops... damn." - Glenn Reynolds
Blackfive: Glenn Reynolds says, "After supporting the French for ages, now, Blackfive has shown me the light. I have ended my brief love affair with de Villepin."
Practical Penumbra: "I like my penumbras sliced, with a little vinegar and salt; I've been eating them that way for 212 years and I'm not going to change now." --Glenn Reynolds
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: "The Emperor's unstoppable might is the reason that no puppy blender can feel secure." - Glenn Reynolds
IMAO: "It's a crime against humanity that my talentless blogging gets more traffic than IMAO."
-Glenn Reynolds
Alliance HQ: Glenn Reynolds says: "The Alliance is the best thing to happen to blogging since Andrew Sullivan"
My goodness! Does that man NEVER shut up?
INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
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