Precision Guided Humor Round-up: False Alarm

Not every terrorist threat turns out to be real. For example:

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Acme Anvil Co. says that even the hairiest situations may not necessarily be cause for great alarm.

I (Harvey, posting from Bad Example) have a simple little quiz you can take to determine whether you're panicky or merely vigilant

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Remember, when dealing with terrorist threats, always ask questions first, then shoot later. Then shoot some more, just to be sure.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

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