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New Filthy Lie Assignment: Evil Glenn on Immigration

Since Instapundit's only commentary on the important topics of the day are bland, non-descript interjections like "Hmmm...", "Heh", and "Indeed", it's often hard to know where he stands on any given issue.

So it might take a little work to read between enough lines to figure out where he is on the whole immigration flap. However, I have confidence in your investigative abilities.

Your Filthy Lie Assignment this week is to answer the question:

What is Evil Glenn's position on illegal immigration?

Post your response at your own blog and leave a link in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to Alliance.filthylies@gmail.com. Entries due by 11:59pm EDT Friday, May 5th and GEBIV will post the round-up on Saturday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!

Monday Linky Stuff

Your Precision Guided Humor Assignment:

If Dan Rather had a blog, what would he blog about?

Is due by 11:59pm EDT Wednesday, May 3rd. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

The Carnival of Republican Freedom #6 is up at YoungRepublican4NY.

Carnival of Comedy #52 is up at IMAO.

Carnival of Bauer #9 is up at Below the Beltway

The Carnival of Bauer™ #10 will be at Right Wing Nation. Submit your 24-related post to Blogs4Bauer-at-gmail.com by Midnight Wednesday. Details & guidelines here.

Carnival of Comedy #53 will be AbbaGav. Links to your funny bits must be submitted by Midnight Wednesday. Submissions are only taken via Ferdy's All-Purpose Carnival Submission Form.

Carnival of the Recipes #89 is up at DesertLight Journal.

The New Blog Carnival Showcase #62 is not yet up at Dave's Not Here.

If you know any blogs that are less than 3 months old, please tell them to enter. If you ARE a blog less than 3 months old, tell yourself to enter, but don't do it in public or people will look at you funny.

If you would like to host a future NBCS, see this post for available dates. If you can host one, please drop a line to showcase.carnival@gmail.com - Remember, new bloggers are especially grateful for any attention they get. Hosting this has a good chance of getting you permalinks and life-long readers.

Best of Me Symphony #127 is up at The Owner's Manual. Robertson Davies theme this week. Next week: Matt Groening.

Carnival of the Cats #110 is up at Furry Paws. The Carnival of the Cats is a travelling show, and Laurence is currently in search of future hosts. Drop him a line if you're interested - laurence-at-isfullofcrap.com. Full details at the new domain, www.carnivalofthecats.com

Carnival of the Capitalists #134 is up at Interim Thoughts.

Christian Carnival #120 is coming to Daddypundit. Entries due by Tuesday at midnight. Submission guidelines are as follows:

To enter, your post should be of a Christian nature, but this does not exclude
ones that are political (or otherwise) in nature from a Christian point of view.

Send submissions to:  ChristianCarnival-at-gmail.com

Please put "Christian Carnival" in the subject line and provide the following:

Title of your Blog
URL of your Blog
Title of your post
URL linking to that post
Short description of the post

Conservative Cat's All-Purpose Carnival Submission Page - Bookmark this handy form, and you can enter almost any carnival with just a few clicks. It doesn't get much more convenient than this, folks. The page includes a handy "Carnival News" section featuring links to the most recent Carnival posts. Also please note that Ferdy tracks a LOT more Carnivals than just the ones listed at Alliance HQ.

The Blog Carnival Index currently tracks 279 blog carnivals and offers a submission form. If you can't find a carnival at Conservative Cat, look here (and vice versa).

Conservative Cat's Permanent Floating Ping Festival. Just send a ping to http://www.conservativecat.com/Ferdy/.track.cgi/3, and you will show up on the front page. The only rule is you need to have a link to Conservative Cat somewhere on your front page, but most Alliance members should already have that. Just keep it clean and no more than one per day. The 15 most recent pings are displayed in the right sidebar with an excerpt.

Basil of Basil's Blog wants to send you traffic!
If you trackback to a post in his "Articles of Interest" category (usually titled either "Breakfast", "Brunch", "Lunch", or "Supper"), the trackback from your post will appear in the "Covered Dish Special" section at the bottom of the post. All he asks is that you give a courtesy link back to the post you're trackbacking. See the link for details.

James of Outside the Beltway hosts a more-or-less daily linkfest called the Beltway Traffic Jam. Go to the most recent Traffic Jam post in the Traffic Jam category, and send a trackback to get entered in the next edition. If you're ping-impaired, you can use the standalone trackback form, a link to which is conveniently located at the bottom of the Traffic Jam post.

The New Blog Carnival Showcase - a chance for new bloggers (3 months old or newer) to get some free exposure. It's a great way to get your beginner's talent discovered. See this post for details. For blogs that are too old, you should consider checking out the entries, since grateful new bloggers tend to reciprocate post links with permalinks.

Blogosphere Political Compass Project - Sandor of The Zoo is graphing the political positions of all the bloggers who are willing to take a short quiz and send him the results. Details on how you can get a link out of this can be found at the BPCP home page.

A Filthy Lie

According to RadioActive Chief, Evil Glenn's puppy consumption may be bankrolled by foreign royalty. Why isn't Michael Moore on top of this?

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Your Filthy Lie Assignment:

What is Evil Glenn's position on illegal immigration?

is due by 11:59pm EDT Friday, May 5th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Christian Carnival #120 is up at Daddypundit.

Carnival of the Vanities #189 is up at Dodgeblogium.

The next Carnival of the Capitalists posts due by 2pm Saturday. See here for submission address & guidelines.

Carnival of the Recipes #90 will be at The Common Room. Entries are due by noon Saturday. Submit to recipe.carnival(at)gmail(dot)com.

Conservative Cat's All-Purpose Carnival Submission Page - Bookmark this handy form, and you can enter almost any carnival with just a few clicks. It doesn't get much more convenient than this, folks. It also has a "Carnival News" section featuring links to the most recent Carnival posts. Also please note that Ferdy tracks a LOT more Carnivals than just the ones listed at Alliance HQ.

The Blog Carnival Index currently tracks 281 blog carnivals and offers a submission form. If you can't find a carnival at Conservative Cat, look here (and vice versa).

Conservative Cat's Permanent Floating Ping Festival. Just send a ping to http://www.conservativecat.com/Ferdy/.track.cgi/3, and you will show up on the front page. The only rule is you need to have a link to Conservative Cat somewhere on your front page, but most Alliance members should already have that. Just keep it clean and no more than one per day. The 15 most recent pings are displayed in the right sidebar with an excerpt.

Basil of Basil's Blog wants to send you traffic!
If you trackback to a post in his "Articles of Interest" category (usually titled either "Breakfast", "Brunch", "Lunch", or "Supper"), the trackback from your post will appear in the "Covered Dish Special" section at the bottom of the post. All he asks is that you give a courtesy link back to the post you're trackbacking. See the link for details.

The New Blog Carnival Showcase - a chance for new bloggers (3 months old or newer) to get some free exposure. It's a great way to get your beginner's talent discovered. See this post for details. For blogs that are too old, you should consider checking out the entries, since grateful new bloggers tend to reciprocate post links with permalinks.

Blogosphere Political Compass Project - Sandor of The Zoo is graphing the political positions of all the bloggers who are willing to take a short quiz and send him the results. Details on how you can get a link out of this can be found at the BPCP home page.

Blogger Inline Comments with HaloScan

I've received questions regarding how to display HaloScan comments inline on a Blogger site. If you recall, we've covered how to display HaloScan TrackBacks inline on Blogger, but now there's a desire to show comments inline. And we've been asked to help. So, here goes.

Why?

Someone's going to bring this up, I'm certain, but Blogger has the capability of displaying comments inline already. We covered that in an Alliance Blog Tip back in December 2005.

So, if the desire is showing comments inline on Blogger, that post covers it.

If, however, the desire is for HaloScan comments inline, then we're going to show how to do it.

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Sentencing Moussaoui

Seems that terrorist scumbag Zacarias Moussaoui got life in prison instead of death, and some people are... disappointed.

If you're one of the disappointed, you can do a little venting with this week's Precision Guided Humor Assignment:

What punishment should terrorist scumbag Zacarias Moussaoui have gotten instead of life in prison?

Post the answer at your own blog and leave a link in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to Alliance.PGH@gmail.com. Entries due by 11:59pm EST Wednesday, May 10th and GEBIV will post the round-up Thursday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

Precision Guided Round-Up: Danny's Blog

Yes. I'm late again with the Round-Up. Life happens... lots and lots to me sometimes.

Anyways, this week's assignment was: If Dan Rather had a blog, what would he blog about?

Striving for Average has a few ideas for Dan.

Fmragtops Spews has an excerpt from Dan Rather's practice blog.

I (at There's One, Only!) figured that it would be pretty much the same as Evil Glenn..

George Guy has a picture for us at The Prophet of Neo-Federalism.

And Harvey has some possible names for Dan's Blog over at IMAO.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

If I missed your entry or there's a typo or broken permalink, please leave a comment, or e-mail us directly at Alliance.PGH@gmail.com

Friday Linky Stuff

Carnival of Comedy #53 is up at AbbaGav.

Carnival of Bauer #10 is up at Right Wing Nation.

Carnival of Republican Freedom #7 will be at YoungRepublicans4NY. Send your best post related to either Republicans or freedom to yr4nyblog-at-aol.com by noon Sunday. See here for submission guidelines.

The Best of Me Symphony #128 will be at The Owner's Manual. Submit your best post from your archives that's more than 60 days old. Entry deadline is midnight Sunday. E-mail to gcruse-at-netscape.com with subject line "Best of Me Symphony". See here for guidelines.

Pages Turned will be hosting the next Carnival of the Cats (#111). Submit your post containing a picture of a cat or a Reasonable Facsimilie of a Cat (RFOAC) by 5pm Sunday to submissions-at-carnivalofthecats.com See the Carnival of the Cats home page for details.

Carnival of the Vanities #190 will be at The Skwib. Submit a link to your best post by 5pm Tuesday to cotvmail-at-gmail.com. Or you can just do the easy thing and use Conservative Cat's All-Purpose Submission Page (see below).

Conservative Cat's All-Purpose Carnival Submission Page - Bookmark this handy form, and you can enter almost any carnival with just a few clicks. It doesn't get much more convenient than this, folks. Additionally, it now features a "Carnival News" section, featuring links to the most recent Carnival posts. Also please note that Ferdy tracks a LOT more Carnivals than just the ones listed at Alliance HQ.

The Blog Carnival Index currently tracks 285 blog carnivals and offers a submission form. If you can't find a carnival at Conservative Cat, look here (and vice versa).

Conservative Cat's Permanent Floating Ping Festival. Just send a ping to http://www.conservativecat.com/Ferdy/.track.cgi/3, and you will show up on the front page. The only rule is you need to have a link to Conservative Cat somewhere on your front page, but most Alliance members should already have that. Just keep it clean and no more than one per day. The 15 most recent pings are displayed in the right sidebar with an excerpt.

Basil of Basil's Blog wants to send you traffic! If you trackback to a post in his "Articles of Interest" category (usually titled either "Breakfast", "Brunch", "Lunch", or "Supper"), the trackback from your post will appear in the "Covered Dish Special" section at the bottom of the post. All he asks is that you give a courtesy link back to the post you're trackbacking. See the link for details.

The New Blog Carnival Showcase - a chance for new bloggers (3 months old or newer) to get some free exposure. It's a great way to get your beginner's talent discovered. See this post for details. For blogs that are too old, you should consider checking out the entries, since grateful new bloggers tend to reciprocate post links with permalinks.

Blogosphere Political Compass Project - Sandor of The Zoo is graphing the political positions of all the bloggers who are willing to take a short quiz and send him the results. Details on how you can get a link out of this can be found at the BPCP home page.

Filthy Round-Up: Evil Glennigration

Well, since Evil Glenn has an opinion on just about everything, it seems logical that he'd have one on Illegal Immigration. Unfortunately, most of his stated opinion are "Heh", "Indeed" and "Hmm" so it falls upon The Alliance to figure out:

What is Evil Glenn's position on illegal immigration?

basil's blog has an episode of The Shield which explains everything.

SeanS at Shoot a Liberal gives a similar explanation.

Steve the Pirate seems to come to the same conclusion as the other two.

Harvey, no wait... RightWingDuck, posting at IMAO (IMAO really needs to do something about it's own border security...) has a picture of Evil Glenn at an Illegal Immigration Rally. As well as some more facts about the issue.

And I (GEBIV of There's One, Only!) have what I feel is Evil Glenn's official stance.

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!

If I missed your entry or there's a typo or broken permalink, please leave a comment, or e-mail us at Alliance.filthylies@gmail.com

Evil Glenn's Mother's Day

Pretty straightforward this week:

What will Evil Glenn be doing for Mother's Day?

Post your response at your own blog and leave a link in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to Alliance.filthylies@gmail.com. Entries due by 11:59pm EDT Friday, May 12th and GEBIV will post the round-up in the wee hours of the morning. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!