The Alliance: New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Attracting More Protesters

March 23, 2006

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Attracting More Protesters

At a recent DC protest rally, turnout was rather thin. Guess all the old hippies were at home touching up their graying roots or something.

The anti-war mobs need to find a way to spice up these events, and - since the Alliance is completely non-partisan - I think we should give them a hand.

Your Precision Guided Humor Assignment this week is to answer the question:

How could anti-war protest rallies attract more participants?

Post the answer at your own blog and leave a link in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to Alliance.PGH@gmail.com. Entries due by 11:59pm EST Wednesday, March 29th and GEBIV will post the round-up Thursday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

Posted by Harvey on March 23, 2006 at 09:34 AM | Permalink

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Comments

Justin, you are goin' down! I am going to take you to school, boy.

Posted by: K T Cat | March 23, 2006 at 11:05 PM

Bring it. Bring. It.

Posted by: Justin | March 23, 2006 at 11:34 PM

Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

:-)

Posted by: Harvey | March 24, 2006 at 09:47 AM

In regards to: How could anti-war protest rallies attract more participants?

Answer: Bring Alan Ginsberg Back From The Grave

Posted by: Kaboodle | March 26, 2006 at 06:16 AM

HELLO PEOPLE!

So, how can we get protestors to attend the protests? Well, my school has a pretty decent-sized protestor population, so I've seen some of these so-called "call to the proletariate" (whoever the hell the "proletariate" is), and they're so boring! All they are are a bunch of people standing there holding crappy homemade signs. You know what they need to? A CARNIVAL! What do you have at a protestor carnival, you ask? Well, here's a nice list of attractions:

*Dunk the right-wing blogger! $10 for a throw at Captain Ed, $20 for FrankJ, $30 for any of the Powerline writers, and $40 for THE Glenn Reynolds!

*Art Contest! A $50 gift certificate to the person who draws the best picture that illustrates how Hitler and Bush are the same person!

*Right-wing petting zoo! Since the revolution IS coming, come now to see these soon-to-be extinct creatures! Featuring the NRA member, the meat eater, ssj2gunslinger's father, and the Je...I mean Zionist!

*Great Comedy Show! Come see the crazy antics of Mr. Bob Gray, known as the loveable shape-shifting clown Pennywise from Stephen King's IT, as he takes on the fears of various neo-cons and eats them alive in ways that'll give Satan nightmares!

*Arts & Crafts! Wonderful artist Ted Rall shows kids the wonderful world of drawing the most boring pictures ever imagined!

*Live Musical Entertainment! Featuring the art of Green Day, Nine Inch Nails, Brabra Streisand, and Rage Against The Machine!

Why, with a lineup like that, I'm sure we'll see a record number of people turning out to see the protests. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find a good vantage point for when Pennywise runs out of right wingers to slaughter and decides to turn on the protestors. Heh, I can't wait to see what they're deepest fears are.

Posted by: ssj2gunslinger (formerly Gunlord) | March 26, 2006 at 10:38 PM

Breasts and blowjobs

Posted by: don surber | March 27, 2006 at 07:40 PM