Glenn Reynolds Fake Quote Round-up (S - Z)

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Well, since Harvey balked at spending 10 hours doing this little list, it falls to me to cover S - Z (Well, that's only 95 or so blogs to link... *groan*)

One thing though, if I couldn't find a fake quote, I didn't link. If you had one that I just didn't find, let us know and we'll fix it.

So let's look at what Evil Glenn has been saying about this group of Alliance Members.

Sailor in the Desert, A - Glenn Reynolds says: "Sailor in the Desert makes me seasick on dry land!"
sakrata.com - Glenn Reynolds says: "Windigo is the only person standing between me and my dream of having a basement full of dead hobos."
SALT - Glenn Reynolds says: "Excuse me. Have you any Grey Poupon?"
Scared Monkeys - Glenn Reynolds says: "Red and Tom's excellent adventure is most awesome"
Schadenfreude - Glenn Reynolds says: "Read Schadenfreude. It's a heck of a hoot!"
Script, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "Blogging is where it's at!"
Secret Life of Shoes, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "YES, I AM TINKER'S BABY DADDY!"
See The Donkey - Glenn Reynolds says: "I still don't understand why paper beats rock."
Self-composed - Glenn Reynolds says: "I just added Self-composed to the top of my secret list of favorite Alliance blogs"
Semi-Intelligent Thoughts - Glenn Reynolds says: "Reading SIT is almost as much fun as electrocuting hamsters. Indeed!"
Sentinel at The Ohio State University, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "Wow, these Buckeyes are friggin' nuts."
Serenity Through Hope Ministries - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
Serenity's Journal - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
shabooty's madness - Glenn Reynolds says: “DAMN BOI, YOU IZ STUPIDFLY -LEME PULL UP TO THAT BUMPER, AND SMACK DAT MONKEY”
Shadowscope - Glenn Reynolds says: Shadowscope is the coolest thing since sliced f***ing bread!! Richard aka dethnite whips the llamas ass.
Shaking Spears - Glenn Reynolds says: "I can relate to the logic of Chirac."
Shameless Self-Promotion - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
Shared Daily - Glenn Reynolds says: We are witnessing blogging history.
Shoot a Liberal - Glenn Reynolds says: "My life wasn't complete until I shot a liberal... and then a hobo."
Short Family Web Site - Glenn Reynolds says: "And then God created Chris Short."
Signaleer - Glenn Reynolds says: "RTO Trainer is a Pack of One. Not a Herd of One.
Sisyphean Musings - Glenn Reynolds says: "Sisyphus? Want penicillin for that? Heh."
Six Meat Buffet - Glenn Reynolds says: "Would someone please get this clown to quit following me around Knoxville???"
SixHertz House of Pain - Glenn Reynolds says: "SHoP is the best conservative blog...for me to poop on."
SlagleRock's Slaughterhouse - Glenn Reynolds says: "I wish I was half as intelligent as SlagleRock. Indeed." (Really cool Alliance Logo, too)
Sliced Peanut Butter - Glenn Reynolds says: "Anything worth doing, is worth doing twice; three times if she has a sister!"
Slowplay.com - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
Sneakeasy's Joint - Glenn Reynolds says: "There is no such race as Maceyugoserbulgari-greekadonian!"
Snugg Harbor - Glenn Reynolds says: "I wish that old Sailor at Snugg Harbor would quit appropriating my soapbox. But he's got muscles, an attitude, and...wait a minute, I'm a lawyer, I'll sue the @#%@#"
Something New - Glenn Reynolds says: "We are witnessing blogging history."
Something... and Half of Something - Glenn Reynolds says: "She is the Goddess of Truth and I hate that. I can't tell you how much I hate that."
Sortapundit - Glenn Reynolds says: "Do the words 'restraining order' mean nothing to you?"
Sounding the Trumpet - Glenn Reynolds says: "We salute these young pajamahadeen. May their blades never grow dull."
Southern Knight - Glenn Reynolds says: "Southern Knight is the Templar of truth and the Paladin of persuasion"
Spark It Up!!! - Glenn Reynolds says: "Kilo really can Spark It Up!!! Indeed!"
spatula city bbs! - Glenn Reynolds says: "This page looks like crap in Nutscrape. It is why I prefer Nutscrape to IE."
sprucegoose - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
St. Monk - Glenn Reynolds says: "One time, at band camp..."
Statrix, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me."
Steal The Blinds - Glenn Reynolds says: "Steal The Blinds is the best place for hot naked lesbian poker!"
Steiner Aid, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "The RedFalcon Saved my life during the Meuse-Argonne Offensive when I cut my finger on a can of corned willy"
Steve the Pirate - Glenn Reynolds says: "I'm a puppy blender, short and stout. Here is my blender, here's my beagle's scalp. When I blend the puppy, hear him shout! Shake him up and drink him down!"
Stop the ACLU! - Glenn Reynolds says: "Stop The ACLU Is A Worthy Cause"
Stormin' Mormon, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "AH! My Satan worshiping eyes! They Burn!"
Strike Thee With Curses - Glenn Reynolds says: "Yes, I am a horrible person."
Striving For Average - Glenn Reynolds says: "Who knew that rocks could be so entertaining "
Stuff I Think You Should Know - Glenn Reynolds says: "I see you have decided to seek refuge in- what is it you call yourselves? Moo-New? Well. Fool, did it never occur to you that even you Moo-New-Veens will be assimila- Oh my. A hobo walking a puppy. Excuse me."
Sudan Watch - Glenn Reynolds says: "I wish peace in Sudan. Indeed."
Sworn Enemy - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
TacJammer - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
tBLOG - Der Flammenwerfer - Glenn Reynolds says: "I love your site, but you'll never, NEVER, have as much traffic as me! PRAISE SATAN'S DARK TRAFFIC-INCREASING MAGIC! MUA HA HA HA HA!!!"
TechNudge - Bill O'Brien Does Technology the Hard Way - Glenn Reynolds says: "I wish I was half the man Bill Gates is."
TexasBug - Glenn Reynolds says: "Life is tough....but it's tougher if you're not me. Indeed."
Texican Tattler - Glenn Reynolds says: "Mom likes me best."
TFS Magnum - Glenn Reynolds says: "Any woman that heavily armed scares the crap outa me!"
Theognome's Thoughts - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
There's One, Only! (Hey, that's ME!) - Glenn Reynolds says: This blog is an affront to all things indecent.
Things that make ya go... - Glenn Reynolds says: "What tha?!?!"
This Blog Is Full Of Crap - Glenn Reynolds says: "You started your blog because of Laurence Simon? Now that's a scary introduction to the blogopshere."
This Is My Blog, Not My Cat - Glenn Reynolds says: "Landmines aren't the answer to EVERY problem, but they do keep the dogs off of the furniture."
Threshold Negative 55 - Glenn Reynolds says: "If I didn't know better I'd think I wrote this crap myself."
Times Against Humanity - O tempora, o mores! - Glenn Reynolds says: "I guess they really will take anybody!"
TOMO REPORT, THE - Glenn Reynolds says: "I wish I knew about this site years ago!"
toothdigger's comeback - Glenn Reynolds says: "the alliance is the best thing next to the life aquatic's jaguar shark."
Truth, Lies & Common Sense - Glenn Reynolds says: "A Must Read! Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again."
Undergrad, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "This blog represents all that is right with the blogosphere and indeed all that is right with the world."
Underscore, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "I wish I was cool as GoNavy, but sadly all I do is fart all day."
Undiscovered Country - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
Unfettered Musings - Glenn Reynolds says: "UnfetteredOne is like a breath of fresh air to the blogosphere. She is Ned Flanders in a Homer Simpson world."
Unusual Candor - Glenn Reynolds says: "I wish I had as much traffic as Unusual Candor."
View from the Bunker, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "I wish I had my own bunker to hide in - Farmhunk scares me."
VikingSpirit's political musings - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
Vince Aut Morire - Glenn Reynolds says: "I buy the choicest cuts of puppy at Merri Musings"
Vowels In The Mouth - Glenn Reynolds says: "BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT"
Vox Popoli - Glenn Reynolds says: "I don't know if I can take four more years of this guy professing his heartfelt love for George Delano."
Wayne Review, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "I read the Wayne Review everyday, even though it comes out monthly and I don't live in Detroit. hmmmmmmm."
Weapons of Mass Discussion - Glenn Reynolds says: "Those guys at WMD sure are DANGEROUS! They won't even let me get close to the blender."
Welcome to my world - The world of Tish - Glenn Reynolds says: "Tish writes like many think and few don't understand."
Welcome to Sakrata.com - Glenn Reynolds says (again): "Windigo is the only person standing between me and my dream of having a basement full of dead hobos."
Welcome to the Cannuckistan Chronicles - Glenn Reynolds says: "The Cannuckistan Chronicles is far superior to my own little e-rag".
Welcome to WilliamWebb.org - Glenn Reynolds says: "williamwebb.org attacks politicians and pundits like a flock of vultures on a water buffalo ."
What I'd liked to have said - Glenn Reynolds says: "This Alliance thing makes me feel a little funny in my shorts...indeed"
What not to do in Asia... - Glenn Reynolds says: "Korea? Korea? Where the fuck is Korea?"
What the hell is wrong with you? - Glenn Reynolds says: "This blog is better than a dalmation-puppy shake."
whatsakyer? - **** NO QUOTE, SO NO LINK ****
Where are my socks? - Glenn Reynolds says: "Indeed. Peemil writes absolute bollocks."
Whimsy Capricious - Glenn Reynolds says: "Working with the homeless is absolute bloody MURDER! Indeed."
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - Glenn Reynolds says: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is the best thing to hit the intraweb since Al Gore."
Wince and Nod - Glenn Reynolds says: "Puppies good, sharks bad. It really is professional courtesy. No, not lawyers. Duh. University professors."
Wiresfromthebunker - Glenn Reynolds says: "British wit and wisdom in abundance. I'm humbled."
Yankee Pride - Glenn Reynolds says: "Yankee Pride is the authoritative word on conservative politics in America today".
Zaphriel's Birth of a Neocon - Glenn Reynolds says: "Zaphriel Michaels is a real angel, I know, I've seen him in all his spanning glory! His big black wings are impressive."
Zoo, The - Glenn Reynolds says: "And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of sandor at the zoo!"

And after that, he finally shut up.

Bless the silence.

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!

Comments

[shabooty]

I still like mine the best =)

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