The Alliance: New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Terrorist Spotting

July 14, 2005

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Terrorist Spotting

Sure, war is a lot of fun, but it's also hard work. Especially when your enemy goes to great lengths to blend in with the civilian population.

But, since terrorists are stupid - they picked a fight with America, what more evidence do you need? - they always seem to overlook the tell-tale signs that give them away, thus allowing them to be terminated with extreme prejudice and/or witty comments such as "Hey terrorists! Terrorize this!"

Your Precision Guided Humor Assignment is to answer the question:

How can you tell if someone is a terrorist?

Post the answer at your own blog and leave a link in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to Alliance.PGH@gmail.com. Entries due by 9pm EDT Wednesday, July 20th and GEBIV will post the round-up Wednesday night. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

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Comments

We did this last year.

Posted by: Phelps | July 14, 2005 at 01:56 PM

Some of us didn't do this last year, and yours is still funny a year later!

/TJ
... NIF
... The Wide Awakes

Posted by: TJ | July 15, 2005 at 07:32 AM

Spot Terrorists with ConservaSpecs

Posted by: Insolublog | July 16, 2005 at 12:09 PM

Although they do their best to blend into the population, you can spot a terrorist if you put your mind to it.

* If you see a car with a bumper sticker that reads, "I Explode for Allah," odds are good you've spotted a terrorist.
* If you ask a guy about the big box with the "C4" label he just loaded into his pickup and he replies, "What Ford transmission," odds are good you've spotted a terrorist.
* If you yell out, "Oh my God, the timer's running fast," and some guy screams and starts running, odds are good you've spotted a terrorist.

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Posted by: Bill | July 16, 2005 at 05:19 PM

My God - you people are such idiots. If you truely believe that blogging is going to change the world you need to get the fuck down of your stupid middle-class MAC-owning piles of shit and get a grip on LIFE. NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION

I'd say 99.999999999E oh just call it 100% for ease of all blogs and the whole blogging thing is UTTER BOLLOCKS. You poeple have such a high opionion of yourselves its a wonder you can see the screen of your monitor for all the crap that's physically spilling out of your already ego-inflated heads. 'Oh look at me I'm great because I can write on the web' BIG FUCKING DEAL. the fact that you nearly always only link to yourselves is, well, very sad indeed.

Posted by: TheBlogHunter | July 27, 2005 at 11:33 AM

TheBlogHunter - My mom reads my blog everyday. She thinks I'm funny.

Posted by: The Man | July 27, 2005 at 12:36 PM

*sniffs the air*

Envy?

Bitterness?

Repressed Oedipal urges?

What IS that smell?

Anyway, TBH, try to relax. It's satire.

Posted by: Harvey | July 27, 2005 at 05:28 PM

You're all stupid here

Posted by: monkey see | July 28, 2005 at 07:25 AM