Filthy Lie Roundup: Questions for Evil Glenn

Evil Glenn is going to Nashville! No, not to try to break into country music. They've already got a hobo-bashing/puppy blending act. He's going to the BlogNashville Symposium.

Just by coincidence, Empress Pink Kitty is also going to be there.

And everybody knows what that means!

That's right. The chance to trap Evil Glenn in a corner to pester him with questions!

But, since you don't want to be improvising while you interrogate him, the question is,

What would you say to (or what questions would you ask) Evil Glenn if you met him at BlogNashville?

Loyal Alliance member Tom, of Scared Monkeys, lets us know in the comments that he'll be there too...

We will be there and asking him about his habit of passing only the most unworthy students in his classes and failing the best and the brightest in his insidious plot to destroy the legal profession.

(Silly Tom, you're supposed to post something on your own site that I can link to. Remember, the whole point of Filthy Lies is to increase our traffic numbers!)

Mr. Roboto tells us in the comments:

I am organizing the Friday Night Welcome Party. I needed one credit hour to graduate, and GR declined to sponsor my independent study. I was one of the best and brightest. I now run a nightlife blog.

But sadly, he doesn't let us know what he'll be asking Evil Glenn, other than "Draft or Imported?" Although, the mention of free drinks for embarrassing party tricks is made...

The Baba Gannouj has a transcript of the Evil Glenn interview done by his new, intrepid reporterette Dawn. Go and learn the answers to questions such as...

What did you spend your tax rebate on?

~and~

What is the most enjoyable class you've ever taught?

~and~

Will you sign my chest?

Basil, over at Basil's Blog, delivers a transcript of his own question and answer session with Evil Glenn. Which answers some questions, such as...

How do you write so much? Are you some sort of weirdo?

~and~

How much should I rely on what I read on InstaPundit?

But raises a few questions about Basil's gender identity problems...

I, GEBIV of There's One, Only!, took a slightly different tack, and came up with a Top Ten List of the questions Evil Glenn is sick of hearing. Including:

How can I become a big, world-famous blogger like you?

~and~

Can I borrow $20?

Harvey, posting over at IMAO delivers his own list of questions, (as well as the reason why he won't be asking them of Evil Glenn himself) such as:

Will you be merging your blog with Andrew Sullivan's after the wedding?

~and~

In a battle between you and Aquaman, who would win?

As well as the quintessential question that most of us would ask Evil Glenn if we had the chance. (I was going to excerpt it here, but that would be stealing all of Harvey's thunder.)

Just remember, when you're asking annoying questions to a superstar blogger, always smile! (And make sure that he can't see the baseball bat you're hiding behind your back!)

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!

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Comments

[Red in a Blue State]

I guess I am going to have to talk to Tom about that. What was he thinking? Principals office for Tom. But far be it from we at Scared Monkeys to just venture out and chat. What a paradigm different from the almighty link or hit. Ya just gotta mingle and comment sometimes.

That being said keep on the look out on Monday. We will have a post on "what do you want to ask ..." certain BlogNashville parcipitants that are professors.