Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Al Franken In Iraq
Our troops deserve the best of everything, which renders nigh inexplicable the USO's decision to send Al Franken to Iraq to keep our uniformed guardians entertained. I mean, the guy's about as funny as Carrot Top doing a CALL-ATT commercial.
Ok, he's not THAT good.
Anyway, I suspect that there's something going on here, and I'm not alone. The following people suspect that Al Franken is doing something besides merely touring Iraq:
Michael of Flight Pundit has photoshopgraphic evidence that Franken is helping soldiers hone their marksmanship skills.
Physics Geek is weighing three different possibilities. I like #2 the best:
2) Al will finally give in to his long suppressed "love that dare not speak its name" towards camels.
I (Harvey of Bad Example) speculate recklessly in several different directions, including:
Needed to go to the Arabian desert because there isn't enough sand in America to make those impossibly thick eyeglass lenses of his.
Crappy American comedians simply do better overseas. See also: Jerry Lewis - France.
In the end, it doesn't really matter what Franken is doing in Iraq, as long as he's not wasting precious American oxygen with his constant, repetitive breathing.
If only we could say the same about Alec Baldwin and the rest of the "if Bush wins, we're leaving" crowd.
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