Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn Limericks

A round-up I've posted for you
An Evil Glenn limerick or two
To cut Glenn to size
With some truth filthy lies
I just hope that Glenn doesn't sue

Blithered of Blithered put his limerick in the comments to the assignment post as follows:

Though the stains in his shorts are yellow
And his blog is a reckless bellow
The malicious Glenn is sure
The distinctions he’ll blur
When speaking of that Kerry fellow.

Silly Blithered, you're supposed to post it at your place so you can get a link. Oh well, I'll just link this post wherein he theorizes on the origin of Kerry's skin color, instead.

Lord Floppington of Imaginary Conversations and Random Thoughts only has one limerick, but it contains the word "schtuppy". Trust me, it makes sense in context.

Scott of Aggressive-Voice Daily takes his shot. Anyone who knows what BT stands for, leave a comment.

Charming Alliance HQ Hostess Susie of Practical Penumbra sings the praises of Evil Glenn's drinking problem.

GEBIV of There's One, Only! wrote FOUR limericks... he must be compensating for something. Anyway, here's one of them:
There once was an Evil Glenn,
Who'd whack hobos now and then.
He’d blend up a puppy,
Drink it like a guppy.
And wipe the red foam off his chin.
(Ok, I know that “chin” doesn’t exactly rhyme, but it’s a nice image anyways.)

I (Harvey of Bad Example) ALSO wrote 4 limericks, even though I have nothing to compensate for...

Wait... maybe I should re-phrase that...

Well, whatever. Anyway, here's one of them:

When Evil Glenn wants to have fun
Hobo murder is how it gets done.
He thinks it's quite jolly
Killing homeless, by golly
By knife, hatchet, hammer or gun.

Phew! Glad that's over with! But I did learn something from this assignment... when writing limericks, it's easier to get the last line first, then try to figure out a way to get there, than it is to start with the first line and try to come up with two different words that rhyme with "Reynolds".

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