New Filthy Lie Assignment: Evil Glenn Limericks

This week's assignment is based on a suggestion from Abinadi of Rant Fever, and is - theoretically - pretty straightforward.

There once was a blogger named Glenn
Who blended a puppy and then
A penguin romanced
While he robot-danced
As he whacked him a hobo or ten.

That stunk.

You can do better.

And even if you can't, you can submit your entry anyway, and it'll get linked. Quality is NOT an issue.
Your Filthy Lie Assignment this week is:

Write one or more limericks about Evil Glenn.

If you need to brush up on the form, Wikipedia has an excellent entry on the topic. Pay special attention to the sections on structure and recurring themes.

Submit your permalinks in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to me at harvolson@charter.net. Entries due by 8pm CDT Friday, October 1st and I'll post the round-up Friday night. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!

Comments

[Steve Vandy]

Though the stains in his shorts are yellow
And his blog is a reckless bellow
The malicious Glenn is sure
The distinctions he’ll blur
When speaking of that Kerry fellow.

[Aggressive-Voice Daily]

Glenn Reynolds is a nerd you see
Though he tries to be cool like me
His blog is so boring
We'll all end up snoring
But at least he listens to BT