New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Michael Moore's Theme Song
Jabba the Moore has recently released Fahrvergnugen 987 (or whatever the hell it's called) which once again proves that, when you're a pathetic lying zenky, size doesn't matter. Although it's certainly more fun for the rest of us if the assgremlin in question is repulsively oversized.
Anyway, Physics Geek recently posted the lyrics to a Weird Al Yankovic song "Genius in France", which go, in part:
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France
Which made me think, "gee, that sounds EXACTLY like Michael Moore at the Cannes film festival, where he won some kind of sparkly trinket for his movie "Felchingfun 357" (or whatever the hell it's called). So your Precision Guided Humor assignment this week is to answer the question:
If Michael Moore had a theme song, what would it be?
You can post just the title if you want (and it only takes one to enter), but if you can at least link to the lyrics (or even an MP3), that'd be great, too.
In fact, if you want, you can even write your own original Michael Moore theme song.
Post the answer at your own blog and leave a link in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to me at harvolson@charter.net. Entries due by 8pm CDT Wednesday, July 7th and I'll post the round-up Wednesday night. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.
Recently, The Alliance of Free Blogs asked ...If Michael Moore had a theme song, what would it be? I am of the opinion that Mike Myer did not play the part of "Fat Bastard" in the "Austin Powers 2" movie, and that the character was indeed Michael Moore! Take a few moments to think about it ...notice the resemblance?
Therefore, clearly the theme song would be:
*Chili's* Baby back ribs
I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.
Posted by: Southern Knight | July 09, 2004 at 02:57 PM
Recently, The Alliance of Free Blogs asked ...If Michael Moore had a theme song, what would it be? I am of the opinion that Mike Myer did not play the part of "Fat Bastard" in the "Austin Powers 2" movie, and that the character was indeed Michael Moore! Take a few moments to think about it ...notice the resemblance?
Therefore, clearly the theme song would be:
*Chili's* Baby back ribs
I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.
Posted by: Southern Knight | July 09, 2004 at 02:58 PM