New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Improving Kerry's Website
John Kerry has a reputation for... let's be polite... "changing his mind". The latest example, according to The Big Trunk of Powerline, is that he removed the phrase, “he has been consistent about the facts and the symbolism of the medal-returning ceremony” from his site [*cough*waffles*cough*].
Now some may call this an Orwellian attempt to re-write history, but wouldn't it also be just as fair to refer to it by some gentle euphemism like, "creative site re-design"?
And since Kerry's re-designing his site, isn't it the least we can do to pitch in with whatever help we can offer? Your Precision Guided Humor assignment this week is to answer the question:
What are some changes or improvements you'd like to see on John Kerry's web site?
Post the answer at your own blog and leave a link in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to me at harvolson@charter.net. Entries due by 8pm CDT Wednesday, May 5th, and I'll post the round-up Wednesday night. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.
Well, I thought that Kerry should really drive home that Vietnam veteran thing. So, check out my entry and see what you think!
Posted by: rockynoggin | May 03, 2004 at 12:01 AM
He needs to put a pic of himself talking out of both sides of his face at one time. This will save him half the campaign time. He won't have to schedule two events to contradict himself.
Posted by: Roberta | May 28, 2004 at 08:53 PM
He needs to put a pic of himself talking out of both sides of his face at one time. This will save him half the campaign time. He won't have to schedule two events to contradict himself.
Posted by: Roberta | May 28, 2004 at 08:53 PM