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The Everlasting Phelps has pictorial proof that the Evil White Hobo Killing Puppy Blender Glenn is a Vampire!!!!! (I knew it!)
UPDATE: It's worse that we thought! Harvey reveals (no--it's too horrible...you have to go read it for yourself...)
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All the other pages in the book have been torn out and the non-wino-murdering parts of the text have been scribbled over with a black Sharpie.
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Gee, Glenn, if you’d stop channeling Ming the Merciless for a couple seconds, you might notice that your book is upside down.
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Kris Malkiewicz: CINEMATOGRAPHY
"You're holding it upside down, Glenn," said I.
"Indeed."
"Well, what do you have to say for yourself?"
"Listen, Joe, I can't read English, ok?" Glenn confessed, "I can barely even speak it."
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And look, photoshopgraphic evidence of him reading Where's Spot in Yale!
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Because it's easier to catch the slow ones
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puppycide in a more healthful, calorie-conscious manner
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Because of the furry feet don't you know.
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I think we all know why he's reading this...
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Yes, Glenn has actually managed to get a book on the art of puppy dining... what kind of crazy world is this?
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